Katherine Jackson Gets Custody

July 30, 2009 / Posted by:

Debbie Rowe’s three magical wolves of protection can have a little fun (wink wink) and take a long Calgon bath, because they won’t have to go into battle against Katherine Jackson anytime soon. Katherine’s lawyer went on CBS’ Early Show (via E!) this morning and said that a custody deal has been reached. Per Michael’s wishes, Katherine will get full custody of Paris and Prince Michael. Debbie co-signed that as long as she gets to visit. Oh and she also wants a psychiatrist brought in to meet with the kids. I think the middle wolf came up with that idea. He’s the smartest one.

TMZ says that DebRo didn’t (WARNING: Hold on to something sturdy and throw a mattress on the floor) didn’t want any more money. The only two things she asked for was visitation rights and for the kids to hang out with a child psychologist to help them deal with all the changes in their lives.

When the Early Show asked Katherine’s lawyer about reports that the villainous puppet master known as Joe Jackson wasn’t going to help “raise” the kids, he said, “I don’t think it’s valid at all. I think Joe Jackson is the husband of Mrs. Jackson, but he’s not living in Los Angeles.

Translation: Katherine keeps a wreath made out of garlic on her front door to ward Joe Jackson off.

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