Jennifer Aniston Needs New People

July 30, 2009 / Posted by:

Who in the cookie dough hell is Jennifer Aniston’s agent? Maddox on stilts?! Because Jenny’s choice of movie roles are not helping her case. First, was The Break-Up, then The Baster and now we have PUMAS (that’s sad old maidey-talk for cougars)!!!!

Variety says that Jenny will co-star in the movie about “two thirtysomething women who make a habit of romancing younger men and take a French skiing vacation that challenges their romantic expectations.”

Did Jenny not learn anything from watching the trailer for Courtney Cox’s Cougar Town?!

What’s next? Derailed: The Story of Jennifer Aniston’s Love Life or Love Happens, Just Not To Me Or Rumor Has It…That You Married Your Entire Collection of Stuffed Animals.

Maybe Jenny is just irony’s #1 customer.

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