Afternoon Crumbs

July 30, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

If I already wasn’t a member of The Church of Chicken Cutlets, I’d join Shiantology – I’m Not Obsessed

JLo is taking her never-ending birthday celebrations overseas – Lainey Gossip

I would totally love Vadge’s new song if we both time-traveled back to the 90s, did Tina together and then danced with our shirts off in a sea of gays – Towleroad

New pap pictures of Sarah Larson 3.0 (or are we on 5.0 by now?) – Hollywood Tuna

Summit checks Rachelle Lefevre, accuses her of lie-tellery – Just Jared

Missy from Bring It On is in a bikini on FHM – Egotastic!

A model collector zips through London – Popsugar

The Bikini Bandit hits Mississippi (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Plastic surgery done right. Unfortunately, Jocelyn Wildenstein is not included in this list. RECOUNT! – Cityrag

If you don’t want anyone to know you’re wearing a wig, maybe you should pay your wig maker – Hollywood Rag

Hmmmm…This reminds me that sometimes you can use Q-tips to knock the dingles out of your butt – Holy Moly!

OctoCrazy’s mom is still living in a caca den, but at least her eyebrows are still looking gorgeous – Celebitchy

I think these pictures were marked wrong, because this looks more like Courtney Love’s 30th birthday party – ICYDK

Stank pussy & sweet pussy – Popeater

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