Twilight Ginge Switch

July 29, 2009 / Posted by:

Rachelle Lefevre, who played the role of Victoria in the first two Twilight movies, has been replaced with Richie Cunningham’s daughter Bryce Dallas Howard. Summit issued a press release that said Bryce will take over the role for Eclipse. They said Rachelle isn’t able to shoot the movie due to “scheduling conflicts.

Uh. Huh.. “Scheduling conflicts” is bullshit talk for “bitch got fired” or “bitch wanted more cash” or “bitch was sick of Twitwards getting in her life” or “bitch wanted to do real acting.” Let’s be real.

I can only imagine how the Twihards are going to handle this. I remember when I almost choked a ho when One Life to Live replaced Asian Blair Cramer with White Blair Cramer. My soul wasn’t right for months after they pulled that shit!

And as much as I appreciated Bryce Dallas Howard’s amazing work in Lady in the Water, I think the Twilight bitches cast the wrong ginge. If they really wanted to make Eclipse a phenomenal blockbuster sensation, they would’ve given international supermodel and scene stealer Phoebe Price the role. I mean, nobody can pose with an inanimate object (I’m looking at you, Kristen Stewart) the way PP can! It’s totally going to flop now.

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