Jude Law’s spokeswhore tells EW that he’s going to be a papa je’e for the fourth time, but they wouldn’t give up identity of the mother! ESCANDALO! SANTO DIOS! (insert your favorite Spanish soap opera saying here) This is what Jude’s rep said:
“Jude Law can confirm that, following a relationship last year, he has been advised that he is to be the father of a child due in the fall of this year. Mr. Law is no longer in a relationship with the individual concerned but he intends to be a fully supportive part of the child’s life. This is an entirely private matter and no other statements will be made.”
Robert Downey Jr. needs to break out his Sherlock Holmes outfit (sans blouse) and bring out the magnifying glass, because we need to know who the mother is! I’m not going to ask Maury to step in, because finding out the true identity of a baby’s mother is not his beat!
After a super quick search, I’ve narrowed it down to 4 possibilities: Cameron Diaz (HA), KFed, this crazy bitch, and the pap he allegedly hit in the head (domestic drama). I didn’t include Sienna Miller in this, because that ho is not going to let some baby friend get in the way of her slutting it up. Bitch is smarter than that!