Over a week ago, there was a rumor going around that a 25-year-old Norweigan performer who goes by the name of Omer Bhatti was Michael Jackson’s secret lovechild. The story goes that Michael and Omer’s mother Pia had an affair. According to The Mirror, Omer denied away and said that he is not related to the Jacksons at all. Omer, who knew Michael for 13 years and even lived at Neverland for a while, said that they were best friends, but that his true father lives in Norway. Enter Joe Jackson…….
In an interview with NewsOne, Joe Jackson tucked his devil tail in, put his pitchfork underneath the table and said that Michael Jackson IS THE FATHER. Joe said that he always knew Omer as Michael’s own son. Joe went on to say that Omer looks like a Jackson, acts like a Jackson and can dance like a Jackson. But what Joe really wants to know is if Omer can make money like a Jackson? I think The Jackson 3 just became The Jackson 4! Joe’s waving his pimp hand around Omer’s head! If you look directly into Joe’s eyes and don’t turn to stone, you’ll see little glittery dollar signs forming in his pupils. Or maybe they’re just shiny from the ludes.