Hot Slut Of The Week: Maru

July 29, 2009 / Posted by:

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Birth Name: Maru with a Japanese last name

Original Date of HS of the Day: July 26, 2009
Claim to Fame: Maru became a viral superstar sensation for starring in YouTube videos of him jumping out of boxes and getting stuck in things. Pussy is more talented than 95% of the whores in Hollywood. I bet Heidi Montag can’t even open a box on her own, let alone jump in and out of one. That wasn’t meant to sound nastay.

Where is he now? This is his website and it almost documents his every move. So you can really know where he is every second.

Why is he HS of the Week? Because pussies going spastic usually make me feel queasy, but I can’t get enough of Maru. I think it’s time to clone him. Below is a video featuring my reasons for making that statement:

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