A sperm bank in Los Angeles has launched a new feature to help prospective baby batter buyers pick a load. California Cryobank has started posting pictures of celebrity dudes who kind of look like the donor. They said they spent 6-months researching and matching famous dudes with jizz droppers in their inventory.
Scott Brown of Cryobank told KTLA, “The number one client question we get is: `Who does this donor look like?’ We decided this would be a great way to give thorough and consistent answers. Clients love it. Look-a-Likes has only been available for a week and our Web site traffic is up 50 percent.”
I really want to see the look on the woman’s face who thinks she’s going to give birth to a miniature Neo from the Matrix and instead gets THAT (see above). I wonder if they have a 30-day money back guarantee?
Their official celebrity spoog list is a big bowl of randomness. If you want your babeh to look like one of the dudes below, then you probably shouldn’t be procreating:
Nick Jonas (his sperm is illegal!!!!)
There’s no Rojo Caliente, Mah Boo Anderson Cooper or Prince Hot Ginge on this list! Try harder, Cryobank!
I also didn’t notice Brad Pitt on the list. Jennifer Aniston must have bought their entire stock.