Get Yourself A Baby That Looks Like Your Favorite Celebrity!

July 29, 2009 / Posted by:

A sperm bank in Los Angeles has launched a new feature to help prospective baby batter buyers pick a load. California Cryobank has started posting pictures of celebrity dudes who kind of look like the donor. They said they spent 6-months researching and matching famous dudes with jizz droppers in their inventory.

Scott Brown of Cryobank told KTLA, “The number one client question we get is: `Who does this donor look like?’ We decided this would be a great way to give thorough and consistent answers. Clients love it. Look-a-Likes has only been available for a week and our Web site traffic is up 50 percent.”

I really want to see the look on the woman’s face who thinks she’s going to give birth to a miniature Neo from the Matrix and instead gets THAT (see above). I wonder if they have a 30-day money back guarantee?

Their official celebrity spoog list is a big bowl of randomness. If you want your babeh to look like one of the dudes below, then you probably shouldn’t be procreating:

Brad Garrett
Clay Aiken
Danny Goeky
Jon Gosselin
Nick Jonas (his sperm is illegal!!!!)
Quentin Tarantino

There’s no Rojo Caliente, Mah Boo Anderson Cooper or Prince Hot Ginge on this list! Try harder, Cryobank!

I also didn’t notice Brad Pitt on the list. Jennifer Aniston must have bought their entire stock.

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