Dear Pedobear, Come Get Your Cousin

July 29, 2009 / Posted by:

Miley Cyrus’ self-proclaimed #1 fan was arrested in Georgia, because he actually admitted to being a Miley fan. That is a crime. And he also told the cops that they are meant to be together, because she sends him secret messages on her TV show. John Mark Karr, please clear your top bunk, because I think you’ve got yourself a new roommate/bff.

TMZ says that 53-year-old Mark McLeod was arrested last month on the set of Miley’s movie in Tybee Island, GA after he made raunchy comments to some young girls in the crowd. According to police reports, Mark confessed to spying on Miley for 3 to 4 days. Creepy McCreepster told the cops that he was going to marry Miley no matter what. Dude even invited the cops to their wedding. He also claimed that he sent the future Mrs. McLeod (NOT RIGHT) two $2,000 diamond rings.

Poor Miley has a skeezy older Southern man with fug hair obsessing over her in a totally creepy way. Oh, wait.

Mark was released shortly after his release and now his whereabouts are unknown. The LAPD has been warned about his pedo ass since Miley lives in Los Angeles.

And in case you need more proof that this dude should probably be in a straitjacket, here’s a video from March of him telling the NYDN that Miley speaks to him through paparazzi pictures. You know he really has the crazies in a bad way, because he says New Yorkers are really friendly. I’m offended by that statement!

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