Afternoon Crumbs

July 29, 2009 / Posted by:

I knew it! Alien Princess RiRi’s nipple is sparkly and shaped like a star – Hollywood Tuna

$16 for four bottles of Sunkist? Throw a Tru Blood sticker on it and I’m sold – Towleroad

Mr. Belding has some new peen-polishing material – Egotastic!

Brit Brit and her luscious mop of seaweave are back in the states – Popsugar

London Fog let Gis Bundchen’s baby out of the bump – Lainey Gossip

Jade Goody’s widower wants a piece of Katie Price. Harvey definitely does not approve – Holy Moly!

HOLD ME! Christian Bale is making my genitals cry cry cry (and not in a sexy way) – Just Jared

Audrina Patridge’s piece probably looks a lot hotter through her jacked up ceiling eyes (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Getting her ass dumped paid off for Jessica Simpson Popeater

This sand sculpture of Michael Jackson circa Thriller doesn’t look scary, but it does look constipated – Hollywood Rag

Celebwhore ass crack quiz – Cityrag

Come at me, Marilyn Manson! I’d say it all to your face, but you’d forget all about it when I hypnotize you with a delicious cupcake! – ICYDK

Bar Refaeli might be the new Gis Bundchen. And Gis Bundchen might be the new Bridge MoynahanCelebitchy

January Jones has to go on Squinty Zellweger’s Eat Everything In Sight diet – I’m Not Obsessed

Oh, Jon Gosselin was just on his way to cut out a piece of pie – Socialite Life

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