I knew it! Alien Princess RiRi’s nipple is sparkly and shaped like a star – Hollywood Tuna
$16 for four bottles of Sunkist? Throw a Tru Blood sticker on it and I’m sold – Towleroad
Mr. Belding has some new peen-polishing material – Egotastic!
Brit Brit and her luscious mop of seaweave are back in the states – Popsugar
London Fog let Gis Bundchen’s baby out of the bump – Lainey Gossip
Jade Goody’s widower wants a piece of Katie Price. Harvey definitely does not approve – Holy Moly!
HOLD ME! Christian Bale is making my genitals cry cry cry (and not in a sexy way) – Just Jared
Audrina Patridge’s piece probably looks a lot hotter through her jacked up ceiling eyes (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather
Getting her ass dumped paid off for Jessica Simpson – Popeater
This sand sculpture of Michael Jackson circa Thriller doesn’t look scary, but it does look constipated – Hollywood Rag
Celebwhore ass crack quiz – Cityrag
Come at me, Marilyn Manson! I’d say it all to your face, but you’d forget all about it when I hypnotize you with a delicious cupcake! – ICYDK
Bar Refaeli might be the new Gis Bundchen. And Gis Bundchen might be the new Bridge Moynahan – Celebitchy
January Jones has to go on Squinty Zellweger’s Eat Everything In Sight diet – I’m Not Obsessed
Oh, Jon Gosselin was just on his way to cut out a piece of pie – Socialite Life