If you were in Coto De Caza, CA yesterday and wondered why there was a giant eclipse in the middle of the day, then you should know that it was just KFed passing through!
KFed was there for the Ryan Sheckler X Games Celebrity Classic and Us Weekly says that everyone there cried “YOUARESOFUCKINFATTYFATFAT” when he showed up. One of the employees said, “Man, that’s a belly on him! That’s K-Fed?!?” Have these shocked people not been on the internet lately? KFed has looked like this for a while. Shit, I would look like that two if the most exercise I was required to do each week was to cash a check from Brit Brit. I’d spend my mornings at IHOP, my afternoons at In-N-Out and my evenings at Chili’s. So I can’t hate.
But maybe there’s a deeper reason for KFed’s massive gut over bagina? Maybe his powers of fertility are stronger than we thought. Maybe he actually grew ovaries (from eating too many Egg McMuffins) and got himself pregnant! It’s possible. And Brit Brit will be getting the bill for KFed’s new chirruns too. You better believe it.
And with all that being said, I’d STILL hit it. WELL, dude probably cums Bisquick and I like pancakes!