The Hogans Are Officially Divorced
July 28, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
Today in Clearwater, FL, a court room was filled with thirstay peroxide mops, turkey jerky skin and desperation, because the Hogans here there to make their divorce final. The fact that both Hulk and Linda both brought look-alike toys made the whole affair even sadder than Brooke’s album signing in the sock section of Wal-Mart.
For over two years, these two water damaged leather sacks have been fighting like Gosselins. Linda wanted more cash to keep her looking like the fine diamond she is, but Hulk didn’t want to give it up. OK! says that they finally came to an agreement, but the terms will not be released.
It apparently all ended amicably, because Linda and Hulk even kissed each on the cheek at the end. May the record show: BARF VOM FART.
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