I’d rather watch a butt nugget slowly dry in the sun than watch 30-minutes of a reality show starring Tobey Maguire. So I’m sure a reality show starring his family will bring the bores even more. Page Six that some bitch who needs to take a class at the Learning Annex on WHAT NOT TO PUT ON TV is a producing a show about the lives of Tobey’s mother and younger brother. They are even biting off White Oprah by calling the show Growing Up Maguire. That strange feeling you’re feeling is called second hand embarrassment. If you haven’t already caught a case of the Zzzzs from reading this news, read on…
The show will follow Wendy Maguire as she makes “sacrifices to shield her children from the downside of the entertainment industry.” And she does this from the bottom of the entertainment industry barrel known as reality TV (that’s a compliment).
The good bitches at Ambien are probably biting off their toe nails out of nervousness this morning, because this bore fiesta could put their asses out of business.
You’re still asleep, right?