What Poison Control texts victims to induce emergency vomiting. – sjf05
Give her a big enough tip and she’ll let you double dip. – City Barbie
Estelle was going to wear a dress made of pork rinds, but no one could tell she had it on. – starvis
Butterflies are free but this ass will cost you a combo plate. – Raul Duke
There’s an ass crack in the full picture, so it’s kind of NSFW. It also might be NSFW if you work for Dorito’s competition (or maybe this is good for Dorito’s competition). JUMP!
Source (Thanks John)