The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For July 24th!

July 27, 2009 / Posted by:

What Poison Control texts victims to induce emergency vomiting. – sjf05

Runners-up:

Give her a big enough tip and she’ll let you double dip. – City Barbie

Estelle was going to wear a dress made of pork rinds, but no one could tell she had it on. – starvis

Butterflies are free but this ass will cost you a combo plate. – Raul Duke

There’s an ass crack in the full picture, so it’s kind of NSFW. It also might be NSFW if you work for Dorito’s competition (or maybe this is good for Dorito’s competition). JUMP!

Source (Thanks John)

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