Rupert Everett’s internal filtering system is broken and they don’t make the parts anymore to fix it, so nothing is stopping pure fuckery from spewing out of his mouth hole. Rupert, who recently said Michael Jackson was a freak, has been dumped as contributing editor of Vanity Fair after he talked caca about the magazine’s editor Graydon Carter in an interview with The Daily Beast.
In the interview, Rupert called Graydon a “weird character.” However, he did say that he thinks Graydon is a good fuck, because he heard screams of passion coming from his room when they stayed in the same hotel once. In typical Rupert fashion, he followed the compliment with a kick to the ass bone, “The next day I went down to breakfast and Graydon came in and I thought to myself, well, now I understand why you are always acting so entitled and walking on air even though you’re rather fat. It’s because grazing the grass between your legs is this appendage of yours. I did rather politely tell him that morning that I thought he was a very good fuck.”
Graydon apparently didn’t appreciate being called “fat,” so took a Magic Eraser to Rupert’s name on the masthead. A source told the Daily Mail, “When his remarks reminded Graydon that Rupert was still listed, it seemed some housecleaning was in order.”
This is not how you slag off your boss, Rupert. You wait until happy hour with your co-workers like normal people do! Although, Rupert’s co-workers probably didn’t invite him, because they use happy hour to whoop HIS ass with words.
And does being a big cunt most of your life leave your face looking like a discolored hemorrhoid (see above)? Hmm. I’m in trouble.