My Eyebrows’ Second Favorite Couple Have Split Up

July 27, 2009 / Posted by:

19-year-old Joe Jonas and his 22-year-old girlfriend Camilla Belle are no longer rubbing against each other’s eyebrows or plucking loose hairs together, because they have broken up. Camilla’s rep confirmed the tragic news to People: “Yes, it’s true. Joe and Camilla have broken up. There is no third party involved and they care deeply about each other and will remain friends.

Um, I think the third party involved was Camilla’s vagina, because it had the grouchies due to Joe refusing to tickle it. He would rather spend his nights trying out new hair products. Wait, is Joe the gay one? I always get confused. Will the gay Jonas Brother please just wear a name tag that says: “Hello, My Name is The Gay Jonas Brother”? It will make things a lot easier.

Seriously, though, I think there was a very important reason for Joe and Camilla’s break-up. If they didn’t end things, Joe would’ve never gotten misty-eyed during his concert last night and this video would not exist (WARNING: This may cause you to stick sharp foreign objects in your ear holes):

And just for record keeping purposes, this is my eyebrows’ favorite couple of all-time and forever:

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