LeAnn Rimes Brings God Into It

July 27, 2009 / Posted by:

LeAnn Rimes 7-year marriage to Dean Rainbow Sherbet is currently on pause following a zillion rumors that she Sienna Miller-ed Eddie Cibrian (who also split from his wife). During a show at the Deer Valley Music Festival in Utah on Saturday night, LeAnn briefly talked about her split from Twinkle Face. And of course, she brought God into it:

It is inevitable that sometimes in a relationship, you will have your heart broken. Sometimes you don’t do anything, but sometimes you want revenge. Sometimes you don’t, and that’s when you just leave it in God’s hands and know that He will take care of it.

Did God’s hand also put Eddie Cibrian’s married penis into your married vagina? And with that, my moving date to Hell just got moved up! Call the movers.

But seriously, LeAnn needs to quit it with that “heartbroken” and “woe is me” shit. BITCH, quit the apple pie act. Just say, “Listen, if you had a chance to get dicked by Eddie Cibrian, you would do it too.” The truth. The end. Done.

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