Katie Holmes Escaped From A Giant Flame!

July 27, 2009 / Posted by:

Unfortunately, that title is misleading. This isn’t a post about Stepford Katie breaking free from Tommy Girl. Not this time. Try again later.

Radar says that Stepford Katie escaped from a real flame! The weepy robot is in Australia shooting that movie about evil garden gnomes (not a documentary) when a car she was filming in caught on fire! Katie was filming a scene inside of the car when its battery exploded. There was smoke and fumes everywhere. Katie got away in time before the heat short-circuited her hard drive.

A crew came in to get the fire out and filming resumed. You know, the easiest way to put out the fire would’ve been to ask Katie to recreate the dance tribute to Judy Garland she did on So You Think You Can Dance. That fire would’ve put itself out.

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