Brooke Hogan Is Living The Dream!

July 26, 2009 / Posted by:

While you were buying economy-sized condoms, suppositories and a jumbo bottle of Chardonnay at Wal-Mart in Cooper City, FL yesterday, you might have run into Brooke Hogan in the tube sock section signing copies of her van door portrait called Redemption. After the autograph signing, I hope you stuck around to watch Brooke demonstrate how to achieve a perfect tuck using a BVD jockstrap, frozen Otter Pops and Equate brand panty liners.

Last night, Brooke put her tuck game to the test by performing her famous drag show at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel with her mini-boyfriend Stack$ (pronounced: a-hole).

Thanks to all Brooke’s hard work and dedication this weekend I’m sure her album will go double aluminum foil. At least!

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