This Is Inevitable

July 25, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

When Jon Gosselin finishes up the 8 episodes he has left on his contract with TLC, he may roll away to shoot his own reality show. You know, because the solo reality show he stars in daily on every blog (GUILTY), website and message board is just not enough.

A source close to Jon told E!, “Jon has a lot of things going on now with his career*. Of course his main concern is his children, but he is focusing on his private and his professional life. He is looking into some major international endorsement deals and it looks like he is going to have his own show.”

Hmmm…..let’s see. MATH TIME! Douchebag who attracts slutty methfaces + a toilet full of Ed Hardy + the drunk glow + male pattern baldness = Bret Michaels’ successor! Vh1, roll out the welcome mat, pop the Hpnotiq and break DJ Lady Tribe out of the methadone clinic!

* – HA

Tags: Reality TV, The Gosselins, Why Are You Doing This To Us?

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