Skeletor Got To Second Base

July 25, 2009 / Posted by:

Skeletor took the night off from hunting virgins for their blood to take JLo to her big 40th birthday party in NYC. It might have been JLo’s night, but Skeletor is the one who really got lucky. Bitch got to touch one of her tetas! You know this is the farthest he’s gotten with JLo since he stuck his brittle wang bone in her real quick to make the Dragon Tales twins.

Normally, JLo would fart on him for pulling this kind of move in public, but she didn’t know what was going on. First of all, because of the 10 tons of make-up on her eyes, she couldn’t see too good. Second of all, she really didn’t have much feeling in her chichis, because her tight ass girdle cut off all circulation to them.

Happy Belated Birthday to JLo! And Happy Titty Touching Day to Skeletor!

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