Crank up the Alanis Morrissette, because there’s something funny about White Oprah’s favorite piggy bank, who weighs as much as a semi-wet stamp, making a signature milkshake at Millions of Milkshakes last night. Heh.
Now if this is an HONEST HoHan milkshake special (ingredients: Red Bull, crushed fentanyl pops, fake tan grease for color, a Slim Fast bar and dirty meth pop water – HOLD THE DIGNITY), then I’ll order three cases! However, if HoHan is fakin’ it by making a milkshake with ice cream and other ingredients that count as real food items, then order her a lifetime supply (send the bill to White Oprah’s accountant aka The Curious Case of Ali Lohan).
And if you walk by Millions of Milkshakes today and see a giant FAIL MINUS sign from the health department in the window, you now know why.