This Is Totally Shocking And Completely Unexpected

July 24, 2009 / Posted by:

Guess what? LeAnn Rimes and her baby gay-faced husband Dean Rainbow Sherbert (government name: Dean Sheremet) are no longer NOT having sex with each other under the same roof. A source close to LeAnn tells People that after 7 years of marriage, they aren’t together anymore and haven’t been since the first season of RuPaul’s Drag Race debuted (I’m speaking mine and Dean’s language here).

The source went on to say, “LeAnn and her husband have been separated for quite some time now, but they continue to try and work through their relationship.”

LeAnn’s rumored fuck time partner, Eddie Cibrian, is also having marriage problems. A few days ago, his wife announced that she put his ass on the curb and said he belongs with LeAnn.

I don’t know if LeAnn and Eddie belong together, but I do know that Dean better milk that ho dry. I’m talking about LeAnn, but if Eddie is into it, Dean should milk him too. Seriously, Dean should take of all of LeAnn’s “How Do I Live Without You?” money and go crazy! Run free! Buy some menses! Pull a Gay Al Renolds!!! Freak out!

Image: Pacific Coast News

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