I saw this picture of TwiMoms at Comic-Con over at Jezebel and was immediately drawn to the blonde bombshell in her Cache best all the way to the left. Dixie (let’s call her that) not only looks like a TwiMom, but she also looks like a WhiteWineSpritzerAtNooni-Mom. If this is what most TwiMoms look like, hand me a fake blood pen and tell me where to sign! I bet Dixie makes a killer and highly potent Magical Forest Margarita.
Below is a clip from Comic-Con of the TwiHards blowing up into a panty pudding fountain while watching a couple of scenes from New Moon. Dixie wasn’t there, because she was too busy fighting with the concession boy outside. The concession boy just didn’t get it when Dixie told him to only fill her Coke halfway, because she needs to fill the rest with her “medicine.”