Morning Wood

July 24, 2009 / Posted by:

And then a strong wind came which blew Posh’s skinny ass right off that swing. I think she’s floating around somewhere in Asia now – ICYDK

basement. baby. is. angry. about. haters. hating. on. her. shaved. head. – I’m Not Obsessed

Dear Gilles Marini, we’ve all seen your skin baguette in HD, so stop being such a tease and show us again. Wink. – Celebitchy

Bird poopy on a newspaper – SOW

Kelis deserves $50,000 a day from Nas after going through a zillion hours of labor – The Fab Life

Tara Reid still exists. And she has a new boyfriend (who has registered an 8.7 on my gaydar scale) – Socialite Life

I think this is what Emily Bronte wore to her book signings too – Queerty

Bianca Gascoigne’s weave needs an IV drip – Holy Moly!

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