And then a strong wind came which blew Posh’s skinny ass right off that swing. I think she’s floating around somewhere in Asia now – ICYDK
basement. baby. is. angry. about. haters. hating. on. her. shaved. head. – I’m Not Obsessed
Dear Gilles Marini, we’ve all seen your skin baguette in HD, so stop being such a tease and show us again. Wink. – Celebitchy
Bird poopy on a newspaper – SOW
Kelis deserves $50,000 a day from Nas after going through a zillion hours of labor – The Fab Life
Tara Reid still exists. And she has a new boyfriend (who has registered an 8.7 on my gaydar scale) – Socialite Life
I think this is what Emily Bronte wore to her book signings too – Queerty
Bianca Gascoigne’s weave needs an IV drip – Holy Moly!