I’m Not A Stupid Slut, I Just Play One In Real Life

July 24, 2009 / Posted by:

Do you hear that? It’s music coming from a teeny tiny violin inside Parasite Hilton’s crab den. Yes, she has her own mini-orchestra down there. Wonky’s crotch crustaceans are a talented bunch. Yes, they are. ANYWAY, the violin music is playing, because she’s queefing that whole “I’m not dumb and I’m not a slut” song again.

When talking about the “character” she created, Parasite said: “In a way it’s good, but I also don’t want people thinking of me as this blond heiress…airhead. But that is kind of my brand. I make a lot of money by doing that. I always looked up to Princess Diana and all these women, and now I could never be like that. I want to have a family. I want to be normal. I want to be happy. I have to worry about people thinking I’m a slut and thinking I’m something that I’m not.”

Every story I’ve heard from hos in the trenches about Paris are the same. They all say, “She really is dumb” and “She really is a slut.” In fact, in some countries, “dumb slut” translates into Paris Hilton. And as a proud dumb slut myself, there’s nothing wrong with it! She needs to stop moaning about how she’s like Princess Diana and embrace her dumb slutiness. Or stop being such a dumb slut and prove otherwise!

Source: E! Online

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