If Ty Ty Can’t Eat, You Can’t Eat!

The First Lady of Crazy is currently on a diet where she only eats the souls of America’s Next Top Model contestants, so this mean she’s not eating any kind of junk food. And if Ty Ty isn’t eating delicious greasiness than neither is anyone around her!

If you’re one of Ty Ty’s friends, you better keep a damn Snickers in your titty area so that you sneak a bite in the bathroom stall on the down low.

A source tells Fox411, “She has become so strict with her diet that she can’t even stand for junk food or fattening food to be around her. So she’s basically telling anyone she eats with what they can and can’t order. Most people think she’s joking at first, but then they realize she actually expects them to follow her eating rules too. She tells them: ‘If I’m not eating it, you’re not eating it!’”

Ty Ty is serious! You know what this means? This means we all need to get on the phone with Papa John’s and order EVERYTHING with extra dipping butter (containing 8,000 grams of fat) to be delivered directly to Ty Ty’s office. Then we’ll all gather outside of her office with wine coolers and watch as she blows through the roof and into the air. Crazyworks!