Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

July 24, 2009 / Posted by:

Above is the rider of some female rock star (not Wino). The Smoking Gun is holding a contest and if you guess the answer correctly you get a priiiiiize of sorts. I think. My official guess is Gwen Stefani? I was going to guess Courtney Love, but “hundreds of pads and pens so that I can write the thieves who stole all my money letters of crazy” was not on the list.

UPDATE: I LOSE!!!!!! TSG revealed that the answer is DEBBIE HARRY!

Now for the rest of the blind items:

This R&B singer is trying to hide his secret. He won’t come out of the closet, and he keeps having breakdowns on stage. He is currently dating a transvestite, but he is still not comfortable with his life. (Down2Front via Blind Gossip)

Ne-Yo (?), call me and I’ll counsel you over a plate of Mother’s Circus Animal Cookies (they cure everything) and a wet handjob (also cures everything).

Whenever I can write about Coke Mom it is a great day. For a few weeks there I really thought she was going to get on the path of goodness and right, but in the end she went back to her nose candy ways. Coke Mom had been missing for a few weeks. You didn’t notice though did you? Where had she gone? Rehab. Yes, she finally decided she needed to go. She didn’t go because she felt like she had a problem. She went because her husband said there was no way he would consider getting her pregnant in her current condition. So, off she went for a few weeks and when she returned she stayed clean for it must be, two, maybe three days. So far her husband hasn’t figured out she is back on the powder. Everyday she has been going to her meetings. On the way to her meetings though she has been stopping by her dealer’s home and enjoying a few lines, and on the way home, just a couple more. So far it hasn’t extended beyond that so maybe there is still hope. Let’s just all hope she doesn’t get pregnant anytime soon. (CDAN)

When I grow up, I want my nickname to be Coke Mom. Your guess is as good as mine, but whoever this is, will be getting a cease and desist from White Oprah soon for stealing her street nickname.

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