Wino Goes To Court

July 23, 2009 / Posted by:

The former Crackie of Camden bailed her crackhive out of the pound, plopped it on her head, went through a car wash a couple of times, slipped on her freshly groomed ballet slippers and shuffled into a court in London this morning to faces charges for fisting a ho in the eye last year.

25-year-old (68 in crackie years) Amy Wino sat with her daddy as the prosecutors told the court about how she deliberately punched dancer Sherene Flash in the eye at a club last September. Sherene apparently asked Wino for a picture and got a crack knuckle to the face instead. The prosecutor said that Wino might have been under the influence of something. Hand me a wheel and a boat hat, because we’ve got ourselves a new Captain Understatement here!

Wino told the court that she was basically defending herself, because Sherene is the size of a Khloe Kardashian and she’s just a little thing. Wino agreed to take a picture with Sherene, but wanted to say goodbye to a friend first. That’s when Sherene put her arm around Wino and said that her friend can wait. And well, when you hold down a crackie, you’re going to get whooped. Wino also admitted that she might have drank a little champagne, vodka and white wine that night. By “a little,” I think she meant enough to keep every future cast of The Real World liquored up for their entire season.

The case against Wino is to be continued……

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