On tonight’s episode of So You Think You Can Dance, Tommy Girl’s creation lip-synched, posed and strutted around in an homage to Judy Garland. There really wasn’t much prancing around here. Homegirl just sashayed like Tommy Girl trying out a new pair of sessy stilettos in his dungeon. Speaking of, you know Tommy Girl would’ve slayed this shit to pieces. The back-up dancers would’ve drowned in the glitter dust that came pouring out of his ass while he twirled around the stage. Judy herself would’ve flew down from heaven to pinch Tommy on the nalgas, give him a wink and say, “Wurk it, gurrl.” Sometimes only a super *fierce* gay can pay tribute to Judy the right way.
My favorite part was at the very very end when it was finally over. No, seriously, my favorite part was during the awkward bow at the end when Katie’s eyes shifted to the side all nervous-like. Girl was shifty! You know she was waiting for Suri (who was waiting on the side) to give the signal that Tommy’s spies weren’t around, so that they could both jazz walk out of the studio and run towards the light of freedom. Suri never gave the signal 🙁