Michael Jackson named his 80-year-old mother, Katherine, official guardian of his kids, but they still have to go through a bunch of court shit before she permanently gets granted custody. TMZ says that even if she gets custody, the eldest Jackson, Rebbie, will primarily raise Prince Michael, Paris and Blanket. Apparently, the entire family (Joe doesn’t count, because he’s currently vacationing on another planet) agrees that Rebbie should be the one.
Rebbie (who has had 59 birthdays) has been living in Las Vegas with her husband of 20 years, but temporarily moved her life to Encino after Michael’s death so that she could help her mother care for the kids.
And this is what we call “making a whole lot of fucking sense.” Rebbie doesn’t seem like a Crazy McCrazy to me and I’m pretty sure she won’t push those kids out on the ho stroll. AND anybody who is responsible for the masterpiece below is capable of absolutely ANYTHING!
If Rebbie asked me for the key to my entire life, I’d ask to see her resume and credentials first. She’d show me the video for “Centipede” and without even flinching once, I’d say, “DONE!”