He Said, She Said

July 23, 2009 / Posted by:

Oh, look. I’m following up a post about a ho getting slapped with a post about a ho getting slapped! Turn to your enemy, clock them in the face and explain, “It’s in the air.” Now is your chance. You’re allowed. So……

Jude Law left a dinner party at Automat in London last night and may or may not have deliberately Gerard Butler-ed a pap. The pap says Jude smacked her on purpose. Jude says it was just an accident.

This is what the pap said: “It was really loud – there was a massive thud and my face is still stinging today. It was deliberate – you could see it in his face. Maybe he didn’t realize he was hitting a girl, but he could at least apologize. He hit me full in the face. It was a real stinger, it was very sore.”

This is what Jude’s lawyer said: “This is all nonsense. Last night’s incident was an accident. Jude was blinded by the camera flashes when he left the restaurant, raised his hand to shield himself and inadvertently struck somebody standing very close. He apologized and left. Pictures of this sort can often be misleading.”

Jude’s hairline was unavailable for comment.

Who to believe? You know, I can imagine the crazy light show that hits Jude’s eyeballs whenever there are flashes around. The light from the flash ricochets back and forth between Jude’s forehead and the camera lens. Dude was just trying to stop the madness by covering his eyes. On the other hand, this wouldn’t be Jude’s first time at the “pap slappin‘” rodeo….

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