Delusional Skank Alert

This is the time where we all open our windows and shout “SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH, PARIS HILTON” in unison, because maybe our voices will carry throughout the land and break the crusty jizz barriers in Wonky’s ears so she can finally get the message. I say this, because Parasite told Extra that Michael Jackson’s daughter was named after her:

“My mom and Michael went to high school together and they were best friends since they were 13. So I grew up knowing Michael very well and when he had his daughter, he always loved the name Paris and grew up being an uncle to me. So he asked my mom if it was okay and of course she said yes and I think she’s such a beautiful little girl and I’m proud we have the same name.”

When whatever is left of her brains finally falls out of her asshole and she shoves it back in her head, she’ll also realize that there’s cities in France, Texas and Arkansas named Paris too. After her!

Paris, the only thing that will truly be named after you is a strain of the herp.

Here’s the delusional one at the premiere of her MTV documentary Paris, Not France last night.