Kelis’ rep tells MTV that she went into labor on Monday at 2am and didn’t pop out a BABY!!! friend until last night at 9. LAWD. I’ve never given birth to a baby (surprising, I know), but I think I would need heroin, crack, a vodka drip, a dozen morphine lollipops, Mah Boo’s soothing voice on a loudspeaker and six epidural-tinis just to get through that shit! Labor doesn’t sound like a party.
Kelis had a natural birth and the only people in the room were her mother and sister. TMZ claims that her estranged husband Nas tried to get in to see her on Tuesday night, but he was too drunk, so they turned him away.
Nas and Kelis named their new baby boy Knight Jones. Her rep added: “Weighing a healthy 7.8 lbs, the beautiful baby boy and his mother are doing wonderful.”
No wonder labor took 67 hours. That baby knew what they were going to name him, so he didn’t want to come out! Okay, okay, the name isn’t bad. It could’ve been a trillion times worse. Nas could have named him Nasmajesty. You know it crossed his mind.
Besides, sharing your name with a David Hasselhoff character is kind of awesome.