If you happen to see a cloud of locusts flying through Southampton, it’s because Michael Lohan and Jon Gosselin were both seen there together….on a double date. Let’s all join hands, because this is the end of days.
Guest of a Guest got the disturbing news from a friend who said, “Just saw skeeze-fest ‘09 John Gosselin and Michael Lohan walking through Southampton with blonde bimbos in tow.” Michael, Jon and their skanks did some shopping and had lunch. No word yet on how many innocent victims barfed themselves to death at the sight of these two greasy anal beads.
This is some Night at the Roxbury shit! Seriously, I think we need to press the button and evacuate before it gets worse. There’s a good chance that both KFed and Papa Joe will join this douche-tourage. Shit. That’s the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse right there. EVACUATE!