Note To All Interviewers: Ask Sienna Miller About Balthazar Getty

July 22, 2009 / Posted by:

If you’re interviewing the dick bandit known as Sienna Miller for that G.I. Joe shittery, there’s only name you need to bring up and that’s Balthazar Getty’s. Just a whisper of his name from an interviewer will cause her wrecking ball bagina to swing around the room and destroy everything in its path! DO IT!

Adam Richard of Australia’s FOX FM’s radio interviewed Sienna by phone and immediately brought up Balthazar. Well, before he did that, he called them “scrags” and “bitches.” Oh, Adam, let me snuggle up into your kangaroo pouch, so that I can learn a few things.

When Adam teased Sienna about Balthazar, she responded with: “Oh, piss off! You’ve called us scrags, bitches, knocked-up. We are not here to talk about him. But, yes, I know him and everything’s good, thank you. What a scoop! Congratulations! You’re really, really clever!

And with that, Sienna’s thieving snatch flew into a rage, ran off and snatched the first married peen it could find! When some hos get mad, they gorge themselves with cake and pies. Sienna gorges her vagina with wedded wang!


VIA The Sun

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