Meth Brows vs. Possum Head
This past weekend, Jon Gosselin was seen leaving a restaurant in NYC with a Star Magazine reporter, so it’s no surprise that this week’s cover story is all about how Hailey Glassyeyes and Kate are fighting because of him.
According to a source (*cough*Jon’s newly grown nutsack*cough*), Kate thinks Hailey belongs in a dumpster. Now, I’m pretty sure that’s where Hailey spends her afternoons, but Kate thinks she should stay there forever. The source went on to say, “Kate has no respect for her. And that’s putting it mildly.”
The feelings are mutual. Hailey can’t wait to confront Kate about how she treated Jon in the past, “Kate had been putting Jon down for years. She treated him like a child and tore away at his self-esteem — and it always made Hailey feel so bad for him. The truth is, Jon was looking for a kind word from someone, a little positive attention — and Hailey was glad to give it to him. She feels that no one deserves what Jon had to put up with, being married to Kate. In fact, she can’t wait to confront Kate and tell her, ‘Jon never loved you!’ That’s how much animosity there is.”
Oh, Jon, I didn’t recognize you in that St. Sebastian costume! Seriously, if these two twats are really going to fight over a puss-filled ass boil in an Ed Hardy t-shirt, then they both need to spend more quality time with my good friends Mr. Bong and Ms. Valium. And that’s saying a lot.
P.S. – Kate’s best friend forever (aka the possum on her head) is offended by the use of the term “CATFIGHT.” Rude and racist.