Jessica Biel Wastes Food

So how does Justin Timberlake’s favorite strap-on operator keep her sessy body looking like that of a pit bull on too many internet-bought lady hormones? She throws food away! Jessica Biel said that she keeps herself on a version of Mimi’s infamous (and delusional) “morsel” diet. Jessica can eat whatever she wants, but just small portions of it.

Jessica told Manhattan Movie Magazine (via Showbiz Spy), “You have to find a balance, especially with what you eat. I don’t live by the idea that you can’t allow yourself a treat. I say, ‘Eat things you like, but eat them in smaller portions’. I always cut things in half and send them back. I’m not perfect, I don’t always do those things, but that’s the goal.”

Jessica, feed the children, not the garbage cans! FOOD WASTER! Seriously, Joan Crawford needs to rise from the dead to school this ho.

And obviously, Jessica uses that same “smaller portions” philosophy when it comes to choosing peens.