Down The Rabbit Hole

July 22, 2009 / Posted by:

Down the Rabbit Hole could also be a working title (later changed to Down the Gerbil Hole) for Richard Gere’s biography. But this isn’t about Richard Gere, this is about Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland. Here is the teaser trailer and it looks like it should’ve been called Johnny Depp in Carrot Top Land (with a stop off in Elijiah Wood-ville). I mean, it looks like the Mad Hatter is the true star of this CGI bukkake party. Alice who?

And even though Johnny has HoHan’s puss whiskers over his eyes, I’d still hit it. Honestly, how does have that kind of power over genitals?!

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