SPOILER ALERT! This is the ending from a 1987 movie called Student Confidential which has been titled “THE WORST ENDING EVER.” It co-stars Marlon Jackson, so you know it’s good shit. In the clip, the battered dude in the turtleneck gives some short speech about “inordinate amounts of money” before taking Marlon’s hands. Then they stare at each other for a really long time. Marlon just smiles while I think the other dude passes a really big kidney stone through his asshole. This is what most of my first dates look like.
And you can wait all you want, but Keyboard Cat is not showing up. There’s some things that even he won’t be a part of.