Our Lady Of Cheetos Could Be Free In November

July 21, 2009 / Posted by:

This November, a judge could rule that it’s time for Daddy Spears to remove Brit Brit’s chip, unhook the leash and send her back out into the world by herself! I’m sure Brit Brit wants to know if he’s still going to make her Velveeta grits every day, because that might be a deal breaker….

TMZ reports that the court will review the conservatorship in November when her world tour ends. The conservatorship might have ended earlier, but apparently Brit Brit was uninsurable without Mastah Spears calling the shots. Also, several vendors only agreed to sign contracts if the conservatorship was in effect for the entire “Mah Pussy Is Hanging Out This Christmas” tour.

Daddy Spears has been carrying Brit since February ’08 and he thinks he’s ready to push her out of his womb. Our little Cheetoling is growing up so fast…..

Oh, Brit Brit will be fine (insert side-eye and question mark here). If she doesn’t want to return to the crazy days of yore, she just needs to stay away from landing strips, Frapps with extra whip, pink wigs, London the dog (it hurts to type that), Carla the old assistant, gas stations, umbrellas, barber shop, etc…etc…

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