Maddox rolled into LAX today to probably catch a flight to Sweden just so he can buy his favorite sneakers. Or maybe he’s flying to NYC to cut a hip-hop album. Or maybe he’s going to Mexico City to single-handedly find a cure for the swine flu (better late than never). I don’t know, but there is a method to his madness.
Oh and that scrawny lady who is always tagging behind him also came along. Why is she dressed like the homely administrative assistant in your office going to the company Christmas party? You know, the bitch who thinks a black shirt and pants is considered “dressing up.” Bitch looks like a community theater usher.