Loki Forever
July 21, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
Mickey Rourke’s unconditional love for his true soulmate Loki lives on forever….on his feet. Last night in London, Mickey left a club wearing pimp slippers with Loki’s embroidered on them. You know Mickey is also wearing a thong with Loki’s precious mug on the crotch. When Mickey’s thrusts his dick mound, it looks like Loki is barking.
And I actually went 3 full sentences without mentioning Mickey’s spoiled chile relleno face. Oops. I lose.
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