You can always count on the sad melting bull dog’s asshole that is Joe Jackson to bring the crazy. Joe did just that on Larry King last night. Larry asked Joe about the allegations that he beat Michael Jackson. Joe said he made no mistakes as a father and never beat his son. Surprisingly, the clouds didn’t go dark and a giant bolt of lightning did not strike Joe down. No. Joe went on to skip through the fields of crazy by blaming the media and said beating started in the slave days. Then, he said something about how a lot of parents spank their kids.
Come on! Joe knows the difference between a pow pow on the nalgas (that’s what mothers call it these days, right?) and a whipping with a switch. Abuelita’s everywhere just gave a “HUH?” side-eye to that last part.