JLove Is Always Engaged

July 21, 2009 / Posted by:

Jennifer Love Hewitt canceled her engagement to Ross McCall earlier this year and immediately replaced his peen with Jamie Kennedy’s. I understand that JLove doesn’t want her vagina to go cold, but bitch doesn’t need to get engaged to her rebound dick! Page Six claims JLove has done just that.

On Saturday night, Jamie Kennedy played the Laugh Factory in Long Beach, CA. About two hours into his set, Jamie called JLove up to the stage so she could sing. I’m guessing JLove didn’t sing an acoustic version of “How Do I Deal,” because there was still a person in the audience to yell “MARRY HER!” to Jamie. A witness says that’s when Jamie “got down on one knee and asked her to marry him.” We’re talking about JLove here, so of course her ass said yes. If the crusty corn on my toe asked JLove to marry it, she’d say yes.

Jamie could’ve just been joking, but you don’t joke with JLove like that! Bitch took this for serious. She probably already called the wedding planner and said, “Yeah, just do the same shit as the last one.”

One day JLove is going to wake up to find that her engagement finger is missing. Her finger is going to detach itself from her hand and quit that bitch. It’s sick of the back and forth!

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