Hot Slut Of The Day!

July 21, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Iris Finsilver – Debbie Rowe’s former attorney (she found her in the back pages of L.A. Weekly), friend and confidante! Yes, this ravishing alien really is a lawyer! She destroys her opponents with her extra-terrestrial brows and her lip liner from a far off planet called the 80s. This is what all lawyers should look like! And all lawyers (or pornstars) should also be named Iris Finsilver!

Below is a clip of Iris on Larry King a few weeks ago. When she tells Larry she has a special gift for him, I was expecting her to bring out something from her home planet. Instead she gives him a picture she claims was drawn by one of Michael’s kids. Alien, please! You know she drew that shit in the green room with her lip liner pencil. Gorgeous AND brilliant!

For Lance

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