Eddie Cibrian’s Wife Has Left His Ass

July 21, 2009 / Posted by:

Eddie Cibrian’s wife, Brandi Glanville, has quit his ass and ran off into the loving arms of UsWeekly to shed a million tears! UsWeekly totally grabbed her titty while she was spilling her pain. You know it. Brandi cried to them, “Eddie and I have decided to take some time apart. I want to do what is best for our children (Ed note: And for her famewhoring gene). Eddie and LeAnn Rimes deserve each other.

In case you fell asleep during my last post about LeAnn Rimes (which is understandable since she’s as interesting as dehydrated jicama), let me remind you what’s up. So, LeAnn made some basic cable movie with official panty creamer Eddie Cibrian. It was rumored that the two were sexing on each other during filming. They both denied it. A couple of months later, Brandi got on the stage, took the mic and claimed LeAnn was “obsessed” with her husband. A month after that, LeAnn and Eddie were caught hanging out together in public. And here we are now…

Sources say that Eddie and LeAnn have been creeping around for a while now. For the past month, they’ve been using one of LeAnn’s friend’s houses to do fuck stuff in.

If I was Brandi, I wouldn’t be blabbing to the media. Instead, I’d get me in car, go to the nearest glory hole, kick the dick out of LeAnn’s husband’s mouth and promise him a vintage Bob Mackie Cher doll to join forces. Don’t get mad, GET THAT MONEY! If they need a prominent and well-respected attorney, Iris Finsilver is available.

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