Death To Those Who Talk Shit About Heather Mills!

July 21, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

If I should happen to drop dead in the next few seconds, I want the last words I have every typed to be: HEATHER MILLS IS A FUCKING CUNT. … ………. I’m still alive. Although, I may not be so lucky the next time, because Heather Mills says that anybody who writes shit about her will become worm meat.

In an interview with The Observer (via Digital Spy), Heather queefed, “The truth always outs in the end – no-one gets away with those things. Certain journalists have written horrible things, and then they’ve got cancer, or they’ve had a tumour, or they’ve died. And it’s terrible for them, but they’ve done really evil things. I truly believe things come back round.”

I’ve been in Heather’s cunty corner until she brought up the whole “karma” thing. Does Heather really want to hop there? If she really believes in that shit, why hasn’t she been hit by a runaway bus in the middle of Abbey Road? Or lost a leg…. Oh, wait.

Tags: Heather Mills, It's Not Easy Being A Cunt

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