Let’s press the green button on the “Totally Random Couple” generator and see who comes out! Well, what do you know? We have Bai Ling and Lionel Richie! Pop Tarts says that 42-year-old (in alien years) Bai and 60-year-old Lionel had themselves a romantic date at the Viceroy in Santa Monica last Thursday.
A witness-type said that Bai and Lionel “laughed and flirted” with each other the entire night. Yeah, Lionel probably did most of the laughing when Bai told him that she almost cracked her neck bone trying to literally “dance on the ceiling” after listening to his song. You know she tried.
I know you’re thinking, “What in the tootsie roll nipple Hell could these two possibly have in common?” But you don’t need to have anything in common when it comes to love. I mean, Bai could fall in love with a plastic spork if she spiritually connected with it. And Lionel probably took one peep at her blog and knew he needed more of this in his life. Here’s just a taste of Bai’s brilliance:
I love the hot sunlight touches my skin…….feels sexy and delightful, like the butterflies wings landed danced then fly away with their gentle kiss, the touch…… Beautiful light wind and of cause the hot burning sad once again burning my body and my desire…….
Speechless but happiness in my heart……….
We all want to take her out for a date now….