Tits On Fire

July 20, 2009 / Posted by:

Cock robber and icon to all mega sluts with zero morals (I bow down), Sienna Miller, said that she almost lost her saggies on the set of G.I. Joe. when a fire ball got a little to close to them.

During a press conference for the movie in Sydney, Sienna said, “Luckily it wasn’t my breasts, it was the bit in-between. It got a bit burnt when an explosion got a bit close.”

I wonder if Balthazar Getty’s wife worked in the explosions department on G.I. Joe? But what I really want to know is, how did her titty alley get burned a little, but her nipples still lived to the tale? Hmmmm. Something in the milk ain’t! Maybe the truth is that Prince Hot Ginge tried to chichi fuck her and she couldn’t take the heat?

Rub my chest with SPF INFINITY, keep the fire extinguisher close and come at me, Hot Ginge!

Image: Bauer Griffin

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